Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Episode 18 - Daddy Long Legs

Kevin and Dave start out with Pro Bowl talk and what happens when Bill Maher tweets about Tim Tebow.

Kevin warns Dave about posting sexual ads in Detroit, and Dave gets into whether or not a serial killer is afoot.

Kevin relives a horrific moment on a movie set after Dave chimes in with some horrible gift ideas.

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Episode 17 - Dirk Diggler and Rollergirl

With Dave out this week, Kevin welcomes his girlfriend, Brenel Anghel to the show.

They discuss the brutal injury to Chicago Bear Johnny Knox and other famous sports injuries, and this leads to a discussion about Brenel's obsession with roller derby.

They also talk about Christmas and how the importance of it changes with age and other life events.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Episode 16 - Real Americans

Kevin starts the show with a special appearance from a Presidential front runner.

Dave chimes in, and the two lament the loss of Herman Cain. They then get into a discussion about the alleged love affair between Hulk Hogan and Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.

After yet another discussion about Tim Tebow and Ndamigmamagamacuganin Suh's lack of an apology, Dave asks Kevin to choose BCS Bowl winners based on his lack of knowledge of college football.

Kevin talks about his daughter being an asshole on purpose, and Dave shares stories about his niece. They share their pride in the genetic douchebaggery.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Episode 15 - Big Man on Krampus

Kevin and David get into a string of news stories this week, and they discuss the changing direction of the show.

They talk about the bizarre way the BCS works. They also bring up the NFL, and Dave declares Tim Tebow to be his new messiah.

The guys also discuss Michelle Bachmann, greedy fire departments, black holes, Charles Dickens and the mythical krampus.

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Friday, December 2, 2011

Episode 14 - God Bless Us, Every One!

Kevin is visited by a literary legend before he and Dave get onto a few topics that involve Detroit. They talk Lions, how the big D is getting bigger and the blackout that delayed the show.

Football is a big topic this week with Tim Tebow's rise to glory and the criticism from former NFL stars. They also discuss William Perry's woes, Donovan McNabb, Chester McGlockton and the constantly growing scandals at Pedd State.

Kevin talks about his defiant daughter, and Dave shares his Thanksgiving Poopie Past. They also discuss the death of Patrice O'Neal and the importance of getting healthy.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Episode 13 - Happy Birth-Dave!

David returns in semi-glorious fashion, and Kevin brings up an important day: Thanksgiving, er, uh, Dave's 40th birthday. They both start to show their ages as they get old-timey before talking about the real meaning of Thanksgiving.

The duo discusses football and the tragedy that is Nickelback at halftime of the Lions game. They also touch upon (hehe) Jerry Sandusky. Kevin talks about the constant mental torture a dad suffers through.

Dave shares his plans for a simpler life before the complication in life brings the show to an end.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Episode 12 - The Boy From New York City

Gabe DeStellano sits in for David again this week, and he and Kevin talk about the place they all met and the craziness that went on there.

Kevin brings up people who move to start over, and Gabe goes into his travels as a young boy.

In Dave's honor, Gabe tells a Tale of Poopie Past from his childhood.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Episode 11 - Shifting Gears

David is out this week, so Kevin welcomes Gabe DeStellano to the podcast. Kevin, David and Gabe all worked together once, so it's a perfect fit.

Gabe talks about being a drummer and a music student, and the difficulty he faced keeping a band together. He then talks about shifting from music to comedy and writing, and Kevin compares a great joke to a great song.

The two get into a series of drunken text messages from the weekend, and Gabe brings it around full circle.

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Episode 10 - Love, Death and Turds on Parade

David talks about a horror convention he attended in Flint, MI. He helps his niece dress for Halloween and introduces her to Michael Myers.

Kevin brings up an old radio topic and tries to decide what he wants to happen when he dies.

The duo talks about the quick Kim Kardashian divorce and how it seems that some celebrity weddings seem to occur just for profit and media attention.

They each share a Tale of Poopie Past. Dave's is a childhood tale of embarrassment, and Kevin's is a recent tale that almost brought him to tears.

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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Episode 9 - And You're Gonna Like It!

Kevin wonders about people who try to live through their kids, and David decides that there is definitely a difference between living through someone and sharing things that you love.

In Kevin and Dave Save the World, The duo tries to help a guy whose ex is coming home from prison, and they discuss a rumor about Kevin that he feels he'll never live up to.

This week's Tale of Poopie Past involves one of Kevin's most harrowing moments, two fast food restaurants and a bit of karma.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Episode 8 - Kevin and Dave Save the World

Kevin and Dave decide that they'll tackle someone else's problems this week by answering listener questions from Facebook and email.

They discuss not letting go of old relationships, dealing with someone who claims to be suicidal, trying to be a relevant entertainer and the existence of unicorns.

They also welcome special guest Jeff Dolniak for the most romantic Tale of Poopie Past you will ever hear.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Episode 7 - Accidental Inspiration

Kevin and Dave decide to go back and talk about the people who accidentally led them into different paths.

Kevin tells of two childhood friends who helped him discover comedy, and a teacher that made him love to write and taught him how to analyze what he was reading.

Dave explains that he learned the power of fiction from a teacher, and that a cousin of his boosted his love of horror novels.

The two then realize that none of this would exist if not for a fellow Abnormal Entertainment alum.

At the end of the show, they revisit a segment from their radio days.

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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Episode 6 - The Missing Piece

After watching a documentary about costumed street performers, Kevin wonders what damage exists in those who seek to be entertainers, including himself.

Dave suggests that those who don't aspire to bigger things may have a piece missing, and Kevin thinks that those people have something that aspiring people don't.

In the end, for once, these two may have actually resolved something.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Episode 5 - The Silver Lining

David starts this week's show on a positive note. He's tired of complaining and spewing all the gloom and doom, so he decides to talk about the good things he's been doing. He talks about his new book and how writing is making him happy. He and Kevin also talk about being patient and waiting for the right opportunity.

Kevin tells the story of how he let his personal state of panic lead him into a destructive mess involving a famous comedian.

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Episode 4 - Super Tranny vs. The British

This week, David and Kevin spend some time trying to define success. They start with the dictionary and head off into their own ideas about the topic.

David talks about trying to fulfill the need to create while attempting to get recognition.

By the end, things get a little silly, and it seems to be for the better.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Episode 3 - Kickstarted

David and Kevin start off with a discussion about the definition of time that really doesn't ever have a solution.

They delve deep into what made them want to become entertainers and how they each got onto their paths.

They end with a little advice for getting started in any field.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Episode 2 - Mismanaging Expectations

David and Kevin talk about the week's work at Abnormal Entertainment, Cinema Head Cheese and Dave's writing. Though they intended to discuss other things, they get into trying to form and stick to a schedule. It seems to work for one of them.

They also discuss the major compromises that often need to be made, and Kevin explains that though his dream started with one thing, it has changed dramatically through the years.

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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Episode 1 - Under Pressure

David and Kevin start the first episode discussing their triumphs as failures. They talk about the pressures of needing a working life while chasing a dream. They also get into Dave's uncomfortable sex dreams, karma, and which horrible people they each were in a past life.

It's just the beginning, and things are already getting interesting.

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